Hell’s Suburbia May 15, 2008

Seriously, I’m pretty sure we’re on the outskirts of HELL today.

According to The Weather Channel taskbar app I have, it’s currently 105 degrees Fahrenheit directly outside my front door. And I’m less than two miles from the bay!!! I can’t imagine (but of course, I’m going to look out of morbid curiousity) how hot it is at my in-laws place today.

*one minute later*

So that’s weird. It’s 98 degrees there. How the fark did that happen??

So here the kids and I sit, blinds drawn, windows shut, no lights on, just fans. What’s worse? We have to waaaaaaaaaalk to the store at 5 p.m. Walk. In the heat. With three kids. God help me.

Who ordered this weather?? Jeezy Creezy.